Nuts!

From my good friend Dave West...

The Republicans campaign on a platform of kicking you in the nuts. They tell you it’s for your own good, and if you don’t like being kicked in the nuts you’re secretly a terrah-ist. They get elected, and then start kicking you in the nuts.

The Democrats hold hearings decrying nut-kicking, go on and on about how bad the Republicans are for kicking people in the nuts, and claim that kicking you in the nuts is not only unrelated to the war on terror but actually hurts both you and national security. Enough people now have been kicked in the nuts and found it unpleasant that a slim House and Senate lead was handed to the Democrats in 2006.

They get elected, and immediately start kicking you in the nuts.